Greg Quote #203
Quote from Greg in Everybody Hates the G.E.D.
Greg: So that's it? You're quitting school?
Chris: Look, I'm not repeating the tenth grade. I don't know what else to do.
Greg: Well, have you thought about a G.E.D.?
Chris: G.E.D.?
Greg: In the job market, it would put you on an equal level with any ex-con. Except for the ones who finished high school. I suppose it's for the best, though.
Chris: How's that?
Greg: If you're a sophomore I'm a junior, there's no way I could be seen with you. I don't have any more cool points to lose, dude.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] From the zero you started out with.
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates the G.E.D.’ Quotes
Quote from Ms. Morello
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Usually, my mother was my judge, jury and executioner, but now she was my lawyer.
Rochelle: Why does he have to repeat the entire tenth grade? Can't he just repeat one day?
Ms. Morello: Let me put it in your vernacular. Rules is rules. [snaps fingers]
Rochelle: What did you say?
Chris: It's okay, Ma. She does that. I'll explain it later.
Quote from Julius
Pam: Hey, Julius, what are you doing over here? You need a shave?
Julius: No. I need $25.
Pam: $25? I don't know, that's a lot. I'm not comfortable with loaning out that kind of money.
Julius: Neither was I when I loaned it to you. Can I get my money back, please?
Pam: Oh, my God, I forgot all about that.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] How do you forget where you got some free money?
Julius: How do you forget where you got some free money? I found $20 dollars one time. I was on Flatbush Avenue in front of the check-cashing place. It was 5:07 p.m. on a Wednesday. Sixty-four degrees. I remember it like it was yesterday. I found a 10, a 5, a $2 bill, $2 and 50 cents in quarters, three nickels and 25 pennies. One of them was Canadian.
Quote from Joey Caruso
Joey Caruso: Hey, Kelly, Alex. So is it true, you flunked out?
Chris: I didn't flunk out. But I am leaving school.
Joey Caruso: Cool. You want to hang out sometime?
Chris: You're kidding me, right?
Joey Caruso: No, I mean, I've been beating the crap out of you all these years, because secretly, I've been envious of your determination and your accomplishments. I was only trying to crush your spirit so I wouldn't feel inferior. But now that you're dropping out, society will take over, so we can hang.
Chris: So who are you gonna pick on when I'm gone?
[Greg turns away as Caruso's eyes land on him]
Greg: Just give me a minute. [looks off into the distance] All right, go ahead. [Caruso punches Greg]