Julius Quote #427
Quote from Julius in Everybody Hates the G.E.D.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Meanwhile, my father was about to make a huge mistake.
Julius: Hey, Pam.
Pam: Oh, Julius, thank God.
Julius: Why, what happened? You hit the number again?
Pam: No, I need $25. I left my wallet at home, and I need to pick up my dry cleaning.
Julius: Pam, you know how I feel about lending people money.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Like the Klan feels about Black people.
Pam: Julius, you know I'm good for it. You'll get it back so quick, you won't even know you gave it to me.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Save yourself some time. Don't give it to her.
Julius: Didn't your hair used to be yellow?
Pam: That's blond.
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates the G.E.D.’ Quotes
Quote from Ms. Morello
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Usually, my mother was my judge, jury and executioner, but now she was my lawyer.
Rochelle: Why does he have to repeat the entire tenth grade? Can't he just repeat one day?
Ms. Morello: Let me put it in your vernacular. Rules is rules. [snaps fingers]
Rochelle: What did you say?
Chris: It's okay, Ma. She does that. I'll explain it later.
Quote from Julius
Pam: Hey, Julius, what are you doing over here? You need a shave?
Julius: No. I need $25.
Pam: $25? I don't know, that's a lot. I'm not comfortable with loaning out that kind of money.
Julius: Neither was I when I loaned it to you. Can I get my money back, please?
Pam: Oh, my God, I forgot all about that.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] How do you forget where you got some free money?
Julius: How do you forget where you got some free money? I found $20 dollars one time. I was on Flatbush Avenue in front of the check-cashing place. It was 5:07 p.m. on a Wednesday. Sixty-four degrees. I remember it like it was yesterday. I found a 10, a 5, a $2 bill, $2 and 50 cents in quarters, three nickels and 25 pennies. One of them was Canadian.
Quote from Joey Caruso
Joey Caruso: Hey, Kelly, Alex. So is it true, you flunked out?
Chris: I didn't flunk out. But I am leaving school.
Joey Caruso: Cool. You want to hang out sometime?
Chris: You're kidding me, right?
Joey Caruso: No, I mean, I've been beating the crap out of you all these years, because secretly, I've been envious of your determination and your accomplishments. I was only trying to crush your spirit so I wouldn't feel inferior. But now that you're dropping out, society will take over, so we can hang.
Chris: So who are you gonna pick on when I'm gone?
[Greg turns away as Caruso's eyes land on him]
Greg: Just give me a minute. [looks off into the distance] All right, go ahead. [Caruso punches Greg]