Chris Quote #653
Quote from Chris in Everybody Hates Tasha
Chris: I don't know why I waited so long.
Greg: I don't know, man. Maybe there's a reason you haven't gotten with her. Maybe you're just not supposed to be together.
Chris: That's impossible. All right? She kissed me on New Year's Eve. We were together for Easter. She even got jealous when I kissed that other girl while we were playing spin the bottle. As far as I'm concerned, all the signs are saying "go."
Adult Chris: [v.o.] But they don't say where to.
Greg: What if she says no?
Chris: Then I'll be back here with you, but I'm going to have her in my life or out.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Oh, I can't imagine how this might turn out.
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Quote from Rochelle
Rochelle: You know, Julius, you know how much a light bulb costs per watt. How can you not know that you have another wife?!
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Because those things are less complicated.
Julius: I do not have another wife.
Rochelle: Yes, you do! Look, look, look. It says so right there! You know what? What I want to know is, if she's your wife, then what am I?
Julius: You're my wife.
Rochelle: No! I'm your concubine!
Quote from Julius
Julius: There is no kid.
Rochelle: How do you know, Julius? You didn't even know that you didn't have a divorce! Oh, my God. W-W-W--W-W-What's going to happen to this family if it turns out there's another one?
[fantasy: as the kids eat at the dinner table, Julius is standing next to a blonde-haired White woman and a young, bald-headed multi-racial guy:]
Julius: Kids, I'd like to introduce you to your new mother Tawny and your new brother Julian.
Julian: Girl, you just wasted $2.17 worth of white meat.
Julius: [chuckles] My boy.
Quote from Rochelle
Rochelle: Is she White?
Julius: What? No.
Rochelle: Can she get the house?
Julius: Rochelle.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Is she White?
Julius: Stop it.
Rochelle: Do you have a kid with her?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Is she White?
Julius: No.
Rochelle: Is the kid light-skinned?
Julius: No.
Rochelle: Ha! So you admit that you have a kid! Oh, God, I'm going to be sick!