Vanessa Quote #32
Quote from Vanessa in Everybody Hates Lasagna
Vanessa: I got you a computer.
Rochelle: A computer? For what?
Vanessa: To keep the salon organized. It holds customer information, appointments, calculate our accounts receivable and payable. It does just about everything but hair.
Rochelle: Oh, I don't need a computer. Girl, I'm a walking computer.
Vanessa: But I'm not. Girl, I don't even know what's going on in my own salon anymore.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Sounds like my father.
Vanessa: Try it! You'll like it.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] That sounds like my father, too.
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates Lasagna’ Quotes
Quote from Ms. Morello
Ms. Morello: Chris, come on! You might be Black, but you're not fireproof. Leave that bag there.
Quote from Adult Chris
Adult Chris: [v.o.] A bag of weed can cause you all kinds of problems: big ones, like losing your job; and little ones, like trying to figure out where to hide it. I thought about hiding it in the bathroom.
[fantasy:]
Julius: Who's hiding $27 worth of weed in the toilet?!
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I thought about hiding it in my room.
Tonya: Mama! Somebody hid some weed in Chris' sock drawer!
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I even thought about hiding it in the kitchen.
Rochelle: Who hid weed in my cereal?!
Adult Chris: [v.o.] But I decided the safest place to hide it was on me.
Quote from Ms. Morello
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Now I had two problems. The guy's weed was in a lasagna. And I had a lasagna full of weed.
Ms. Morello: Ooh, that looks delicious! I would've thought you would fry up some chicken, but this is a real surprise.