Jerome Quote #51

Quote from Jerome in Everybody Hates PSATs

Jerome: Hey, little dude, let me hold a dollar.
[Jerome gives Chris the candy he's buying as Chris gives him a dollar]
Chris: [rings register] That'll be a dollar.
Jerome: Here you go. [hands Chris back his dollar]
Jerome: PSATs, huh? You know, my uncle works at the place that makes the test books. And I'm selling answer keys if you need one. 20 bucks.
Chris: No, I'm good.
Jerome: Well, you'll be better if you have the answers to that test.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I'd be better if you'd stop robbing me every single day.

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Quote from Julius

Man: So we all bought houses on the Vineyard. Ah, let me tell you, weekends at the Inkwell in the summer are amazing.
Julius: Oh, really? So you bought another house, in another state, so you can get in the car with your wife and kids and drive eight hours so you can hang out with the same people you hang out with during the week? That is amazing.

Quote from Julius

Julius: Did you see this?
Rochelle: "Congratulations. You have won a free 27-inch color TV." What is this, a scam?
Julius: No, it's legit. I called. They said I just have to come down and pick it up.
Rochelle: What, did you buy a raffle ticket or something?
Julius: Not that I can remember. But I enter every contest I see.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] He once entered a contest to win a free contest.

Quote from Rochelle

Rochelle: Hansel and Gretel is a social organization made up of successful Black families. You know, the upper crust of the Black community.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] We were just the crust.
Julius: How are we supposed to get in?
Rochelle: Well, we're successful in our own way. I mean each of us has something that we can be proud of.
Tonya: I'm not pregnant.
Drew: I'm not on drugs.
Chris: I'm not in a gang.
Julius: I actually know where all my kids are.
Rochelle: See, baby, we're almost perfect.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] We're damn near White.