Doc Quote #48
Quote from Doc in Everybody Hates Mr. Levine
Adult Chris: [v.o.] The only thing scarier than a man almost dying is being the one that almost killed him.
Chris: I thought walking and meeting people would be good for him. I didn't know he had a weak heart.
Doc: He's old, Chris. Everything on him is weak. What were you thinking? You got him out running around like he's Carl Lewis or something. He forgot four prescriptions. He got pills to take for everything. From his heart beating to blinking his eyes.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] He's even got a pill to help him remember to take his pills.
Chris: You think he'll be okay?
Doc: At this age, you can get over anything with a good nap.
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates Mr. Levine’ Quotes
Quote from Greg
Chris: She said hi. So what?
Greg: No, she said, "Hi, Chris and Greg." You were nowhere near me. I've got no identity. I'm sick of it. I'm not Greg, I'm Chris-and-Greg. I'm just a sidekick.
Chris: You're not a sidekick.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] That's what Batman told Robin.
Greg: Yeah, you're right. Sidekicks have their own identities. Tonto, Hutch, Watson, Robin, Kato, Tattoo, Chong, Poncho, 99, Tubbs. I don't want to be Chris-and- Greg for the rest of my life.
[fantasy - a newscast:]
News Anchor: Governor Chris-and-Greg was arrested today on prostitution and racketeering charges. Governor Chris-and-Greg was elected two years ago on a law and order platform, and now Governor Chris-and-Greg faces up to three years in prison.
[reality:]
Greg: Why is it Chris and Greg anyways? Why isn't it Greg and Chris?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Because it's not your show.
Quote from Julius
Tonya: Where were you, Daddy?
Julius: I was asleep.
Rochelle: You slept through the worst blackout in ten years?
Julius: What's the difference? I wouldn't have seen it if I was awake and I couldn't see it in my sleep. [chuckles]
Rochelle: Oh, well, since you got so much sleep, you go get dinner. Sit down, kids.
Quote from Adult Chris
Adult Chris: [v.o.] There's always one White person left in a Black neighborhood after all the other ones leave. Maybe he was going to tell the others when it was safe to come back.