Adult Chris Quote #425
Quote from Adult Chris in Everybody Hates My Man
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I had expected a little more. I thought by being cool with Dickerson, a whole new world would open up... in school.
[fantasy:]
Lunch Lady: That'll be a dollar.
Walter Dickerson: Whoa, whoa. His lunch is free. That's my man.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] after class...
Walter Dickerson: [to a girl] Hey, give him your number. That's my man.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] even in the streets.
Police Officer: What do we have here? Aw, look at that.
Walter Dickerson: Hey, hey, don't arrest him. That's my man.
Police Officer: Oh, my bad. Excuse me. Sorry. There you go. You got it.
Chris: No problem.
Police Officer: Good to see you.
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Quote from Julius
Drew: I don't know how you can stand being around all those dead people.
Julius: I love it. It makes you realize that life is short. Anything can happen at any time. A toilet could fall out of the sky and crush you. A bus door could clamp on your neck and choke you. A poisonous lizard could escape from the zoo and bite you. You could fall off a bridge and drown. [3 hours later] And you could trip and fall in front of a power mower and be decapitated. [1:00 a.m.] [on the phone] You could be smoking a cigarette and blow up while siphoning 65 cents worth of glass. And you could eat some bad coleslaw and get diarrhea and die of dehydration. [the next morning] You could step in a puddle and be electrocuted by a downed wire. You could blow your nose and startle a cat with rabies...
Rochelle: Okay, okay, we get it! We can die at any time, and you're happy!
Julius: That's right.
Quote from Mr. Omar
Julius: Well, what's the job?
Mr. Omar: Well, my assistant died today.
Julius: Oh, no. What happened?
Mr. Omar: Well, he went to a dollar theater to watch the movie Airplane, when ironically, a chemical toilet fell out of an airplane, crashed through the roof and crushed him. Tragic. Tragic!
Quote from Julius
Rochelle: What's going on with you?
Julius: What are you talking about?
Rochelle: You're singing and dancing and willing to pay for finger waves and earrings?
Tonya: Are you leaving us for a White woman?
Julius: No. It's just being at this new job, I'm with dead people everywhere I go. It just makes me feel like I need to appreciate life a little more. Oh, this is good! What is this, baby?
Rochelle: Vegetables.
Julius: You kids try this? Chris, pass me the big piece of carrot.