Adult Chris Quote #378
Quote from Adult Chris in Everybody Hates Being Cool
Chris: Whatever. We need to change our images. I don't know about you, but I'm tired of being at the bottom of the totem pole.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] A powder blue totem pole.
Greg: That's true.
Chris: I want to be like them. Tell me why they don't go to school and they don't work, but they have great cars and great girls?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Because they're criminals.
Greg: Those are the kids from the arcade. We can't be like them. I mean, those kids have either been suspended, expelled or dropped out of school.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] When you're old, that makes you a loser, but when you're young, it gives the illusion of cool.
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates Being Cool’ Quotes
Quote from Jerome
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Since I knew nothing about being cool, I decided to consult with the coolest guy I knew to find out his secrets.
Jerome: Hey, little dude from across the street. Let me hold a dollar.
Quote from Adult Chris
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Now before you go getting all upset, in 1986, almost everybody smoked. People didn't give a damn about health. Here's a partial list of things in this picture that people didn't know where dangerous. No sunscreen. Carcinogenic hair gel. Trans fats. And high fructose corn syrup. Eventually, all these people died horribly, but while they lived, they were cool.
Quote from Rochelle
Rochelle: Julius!
Julius: What's going on?
Rochelle: This is what's going on. You told me you were going to get rid of that years ago. Instead you just hid it from me?
Julius: It wasn't hid.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Yes, it was.
Rochelle: It was underneath your camouflage jacket. It was camouflaged!