Adult Chris Quote #371
Quote from Adult Chris in Everybody Hates Earth Day
Chris: What's Earth Day?
Ms. Morello: Well, Chris, people are destroying the planet with things like plastic bags and cans, bottles, and indestructible foodstuffs. On Earth Day, we put forth our best efforts to save the planet.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I thought saving the planet was a waste of time, because I was too busy trying to save me. I tried saving my face. [Chris being punched] I tried saving my ass. [Chris being chased] I even tried saving my future kid's ass. [Chris putting a textbook in front of his crotch as Caruso goes to kick him] To this day, I love geography.
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates Earth Day’ Quotes
Quote from Rochelle
Adult Chris: [v.o.] While I had my father on my side, my mother was going to get a teacher off of Tonya's back.
Rochelle: I don't see why I have to take a whole day off of work, to come down here for this nonsense.
Mrs. Wilson: I don't think it's nonsense. Tonya was exhibiting some aggressive behavior toward a classmate. I just wanted you to be aware of it.
Tonya: I was just trying to read, and she wouldn't be quiet.
Rochelle: Girl, you interrupt me again, I'm going to knock the sound out of your mouth.
Quote from Tonya
Julius: What happened?
Tonya: I was trying to study and this girl kept talking so I told her: [in Rochelle's voice]: "If you don't shut up, I'm going to slap the chatter out of you." And she left me alone.
Drew: Wow, you sound just like mom.
Rochelle: No, she doesn't.
Julius: She does. I mean, just a little.
Quote from Vanessa
Vanessa: I help the environment by wearing wigs. People put a whole lot of chemicals in their hair. Then they wash it out. It goes right into the river. People got to drink that water. When you done with a wig, just flush it down the toilet. If it ends up in your glass, well, at least you can see it.