Rochelle Quote #408
Quote from Rochelle in Everybody Hates Easter
Hattie Mitchell: You are Rochelle! I heard about you. I'm Hattie.
Rochelle: Hi, Hattie. Well, this is my friend, Vanessa. Well, how did you hear about me?
Hattie Mitchell: Well, I just joined your church, and I have been told that nobody can beat you.
Vanessa: You know that's right. You work here?
Hattie Mitchell: No, I own the shop. Thus the name.
Rochelle: Oh. Well, it's very nice. You have some really lovely hats. Um, do you have this one in a medium?
Hattie Mitchell: Oh, if I did, I wouldn't sell it to you.
Rochelle: What?
Hattie Mitchell: You see, I plan on winning the hat competition this year. And as much as I would love your business, I'd be a fool to sell you a hat.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] She told her.
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Quote from Julius
Drew: Hey, Dad. When you get done, can I have some more frozen peas?
Julius: Frozen peas? What are you doing Prince splits for anyway? Between bandages, frozen vegetables... and cleaning your suit, that's $14.86 worth of split. I'll bring your peas in a minute.
Quote from Rochelle
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Meanwhile, my mother was wearing out shoes looking for a hat.
Vanessa: Rochelle, this is the sixth hat shop we've been to today.
Rochelle: Yeah, but they say this is the best hat shop in Brooklyn.
Vanessa: Why didn't we come here first?
Rochelle: Well, how would I know if it's the best hat shop if I didn't visit all the lousy ones first?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] That's how Vanessa looked for a husband.
Quote from Rochelle
Adult Chris: [v.o.] The biggest deal at our house on Easter was my mother's church hat because a church hat on Easter was like a gown at the Oscars.
[fantasy: Shaun Robinson hosts a Red Carpet special outside Julius and Rochelle's door:]
Shaun Robinson: Hey, girl! Here she comes. Rochelle? Rochelle?
Rochelle: Hi, Shaun.
Shaun Robinson: Oh, that hat is fabulous!
Rochelle: Thank you.
Shaun Robinson: Who is it?
Rochelle: It's a Sean Gianni Vermani.
Shaun Robinson: Love you, girl. You look fabulous!
Rochelle: Come on, Julius.
Julius: Oh, yes.