Monk Quote #14
Quote from Monk in Everybody Hates Houseguests
Adult Chris: [v.o.] After school, Greg was doing his homework while I was doing my work work.
Monk: Okay, now, Doc left some instructions for you, Chris. Now, get all the merchandise out of all these boxes and stock the shelves with them, okay? Now, all the empty boxes need to be broken down and cut up into small pieces and thrown into the Dumpster behind the Chinese place when Mr. Hoo isn't looking. Now, when that's done, you can start your work. Hey, uh, Greg, you need anything? Soda? Ice cream bar?
Greg: No, thanks.
Monk: How come you don't do your homework like that, Chris?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Because I'm too busy cutting up boxes.
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates Houseguests’ Quotes
Quote from Chris
Chris: Well, nobody wakes me up. Nobody puts chocolate on my pillow. If I took a half-hour shower singing "That's What Friends Are For," and you had to pee, you would smack the crack out of my behind.
Rochelle: Okay, watch yourself, boy.
Quote from Ms. Morello
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Back at school, Greg was catching up on more than his studies.
Ms. Morello: What year did the American Revolution begin? Greg. Greg?!
Greg: [wakes up] 1942.
Ms. Morello: Greg, what's wrong with you? You're usually so alert.
Chris: It's because he's staying at my house for the week.
Ms. Morello: Oh, my God, he's drunk?! Did he have a 40 for breakfast?
Greg: I'm not drunk. I'm just not used to getting up so early.
Ms. Morello: Don't be ashamed. Chris's people have a history of being up when the rooster crows to go to work in the fields. Who could expect you to keep up? Go back to sleep.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] She was Don Imus in a dress.
Quote from Julius
Rochelle: Julius, do you want me to make you an extra plate for work?
Julius: Oh, that'd be great, baby. Thank you.
Greg: Work? It's nighttime.
Tonya: He works at night.
Drew: And days.
Chris: My dad has two jobs.
Julius: Make that three. I just picked up a side job driving a cab.
Rochelle: A cab? When do you have time to drive a cab?
Julius: I'm just trying it for the weekend. I'll see how it goes.
Greg: Wow. When do you sleep? [all laugh]
Julius: Hey, that's a good one. Sleep.