Rochelle Quote #346

Quote from Rochelle in Everybody Hates Blackie

Mr. Omar: I've been robbed! Lord have mercy. They broke into my house and took one of my widows.
Julius: Mrs. Johnson?
Mr. Omar: No, man, Mrs. Williams. The redbone. Do you know how hard it is to find a good redbone?
Rochelle: Well, at least you got your health.
Mr. Omar: Oh, that's supposed to be funny?
Rochelle: I'm just saying... you can't take it with you.
Mr. Omar: I thought this place was supposed to be protected. Y'all got bells on your doors, broomsticks on your windows. Where were you?
Rochelle: I was home.
Mr. Omar: And you didn't hear nothing?
Rochelle: I was busy, you know. [chuckles]


 ‘Everybody Hates Blackie’ Quotes

Quote from Greg

Greg: A dog. That's so cool.
Chris: Yeah, but I can't get him to do anything.
Greg: Here's a couple of books on dog training.
Chris: You just happen to have books on dog training in your locker?
Greg: I got lots of stuff in here. Let's see... Got a bartender's guide, an auction catalog to fine crystal, mostly Lalique, How to Fly a Helicopter, The Idiot's Guide to Tic-Tac-Toe, a Gutenberg Bible... and a street guide to Baghdad. You never know.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] That guidebook lists a lot more streets than they have left in Baghdad now.

Quote from Tonya

Julius: Forget this. I'm getting a gun.
Rochelle: Julius, do you know what would happen if we got a gun?
[fantasy montage:]
Julius: Who ate the big piece of chicken? [pistol cocking] You? Baby girl?
Rochelle: [pistols cocking] Who left the damn toilet seat up? Huh?
Tonya: Who ate all the cereal? [shotgun cocking] I will blow your freakin' head off!

 Rochelle Quotes

Quote from Everybody Hates Sausage

Adult Chris: [v.o.] My father always worked two jobs, which made my mother so comfortable, she'd quit her job over anything.
[flashback to Rochelle as a waitress:]
Woman: Check, please?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] And I mean anything.
Rochelle: Now, do I look like I have your check? All that hollering at people. I don't need this. My husband has two jobs. I don't need to be here right now.
[flashback to Rochelle as a receptionist:]
Man: Hold my calls.
Rochelle: Who are you hollering at? "Hold my calls." Hold your own damn call! I do not need this! My man has two jobs!

Quote from Everybody Hates Fat Mike

Adult Chris: [v.o.] As much as my mother complains about housework, she hated to have somebody else do it. And after my father got his job back, she got to do one of the things she does best...
[cut to Rochelle in the office:]
Rochelle: File your own damn papers. I do not need this. My husband has two jobs.