Julius Quote #243
Quote from Julius in Everybody Hates Caruso
Tonya: Whoever that was, he looked just like you.
Drew: I hope he doesn't hit somebody in the head with a pipe and run, because if he does, you're going to jail.
Tonya: I mean, for real, Dad, he looked just like you. Bald head, beard, dark skin, everything. I even called you. I said, "Daddy...!"
Drew: Sure did. Then the guy turned around and looked right at us, covered his face with a package and ran inside the building.
Rochelle: [enters] Hey, baby, you want a beer before dinner.
Julius: Oh, thanks.
Rochelle: So who did y'all see running into a building?
Julius: Nobody. They just playing. [chuckles nervously] Kids. Playing all the time.
Rochelle: Mm, okay.
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates Caruso’ Quotes
Quote from Chris
Bernard Yao: I'm failing math. I got work to do. I don't have time for this.
Chris: Wait, you're not good at math?
Bernard Yao: What, just because I'm Asian, I have to be good in math? You're Black, can you moonwalk?
Chris: I didn't mean it like that. And, no, I can't moonwalk.
Bernard Yao: So, I can't use chopsticks.
Chris: I don't like watermelon.
Bernard Yao: I can't make a swan out of paper.
Chris: I don't have sickle cell anemia.
Bernard Yao: I don't own a dry cleaners.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I bet you like rice.
Quote from Julius
Rochelle: Baby, get some rest. Pay attention to your health for a change.
Julius: There's nothing wrong with my health.
Rochelle: You got the gout, high blood pressure, arthritis, a bad back, the sniffles, an ingrown toenail, seborrhea, psoriasis, a strained ligament, dyspepsia and gastric reflux.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] My mother was making a lot of sense. Unfortunately, all my father heard was...
[fantasy:]
Rochelle: You got the light bill, the gas bill, the phone bill, the heat bill, the water bill, car note, taxes, insurance, food, rent, clothes, heating, cooling, washing, drying...
Adult Chris: [v.o.] My mother thought it was work that gave my father stress. But she was wrong. It was debt.
Quote from Julius
Drew: Man, I wish I could take a week off. I need a vacation.
Julius: What for? You're a kid. Your whole life's a vacation. This is a waste of time. I should be working.
Rochelle: You got five paid vacation days. Paid, Julius.
Julius: Yeah, but they're paying me for a 40-hour week. I average close to 70. If you think about it, I'm actually losing money.
Rochelle: Then don't think about it.