Chris Quote #322
Quote from Chris in Everybody Hates Caruso
Chris: Caruso... I know you're in here. It's me, Chris.
Joey Caruso: [o.s.] What?
Chris: I need to talk to you.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I knew I had to convince Caruso to face Yao. Now it was the biggest fight of my life and I wasn't even in it.
Joey Caruso: [o.s.] I don't have any more money.
Chris: Man, would you just come out here? Man, what is wrong with you? I can't believe I'm saying this, but I actually feel bad for you. You used to run this school. And now look at you. You're sad, pathetic and scared out of your mind. Shoot, if you were Black, you'd be me.
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates Caruso’ Quotes
Quote from Chris
Bernard Yao: I'm failing math. I got work to do. I don't have time for this.
Chris: Wait, you're not good at math?
Bernard Yao: What, just because I'm Asian, I have to be good in math? You're Black, can you moonwalk?
Chris: I didn't mean it like that. And, no, I can't moonwalk.
Bernard Yao: So, I can't use chopsticks.
Chris: I don't like watermelon.
Bernard Yao: I can't make a swan out of paper.
Chris: I don't have sickle cell anemia.
Bernard Yao: I don't own a dry cleaners.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I bet you like rice.
Quote from Julius
Rochelle: Baby, get some rest. Pay attention to your health for a change.
Julius: There's nothing wrong with my health.
Rochelle: You got the gout, high blood pressure, arthritis, a bad back, the sniffles, an ingrown toenail, seborrhea, psoriasis, a strained ligament, dyspepsia and gastric reflux.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] My mother was making a lot of sense. Unfortunately, all my father heard was...
[fantasy:]
Rochelle: You got the light bill, the gas bill, the phone bill, the heat bill, the water bill, car note, taxes, insurance, food, rent, clothes, heating, cooling, washing, drying...
Adult Chris: [v.o.] My mother thought it was work that gave my father stress. But she was wrong. It was debt.
Quote from Julius
Drew: Man, I wish I could take a week off. I need a vacation.
Julius: What for? You're a kid. Your whole life's a vacation. This is a waste of time. I should be working.
Rochelle: You got five paid vacation days. Paid, Julius.
Julius: Yeah, but they're paying me for a 40-hour week. I average close to 70. If you think about it, I'm actually losing money.
Rochelle: Then don't think about it.