Rochelle Quote #307
Quote from Rochelle in Everybody Hates Dirty Jokes
Rochelle: Boy, what are these words? Write them down.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] When I was writing these words down, I realized they were more silly than dirty.
Rochelle: You said this?! Look at this.
Julius: I never even say this.
Rochelle: Why would you say this?!
Chris: I was trying to be funny.
Rochelle: Oh, you're gonna feel mighty funny when I beat the... number one out of you.
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Adult Chris: [v.o.] Since my grandmother was too old to go out looking for men, my mother decided to bring the men to her.
Mr. Omar: Oh, hey, Mrs. Rochelle, what can I do for you?
Rochelle: Hey, Mr. Omar. Do you remember my mother, Maxine?
Mr. Omar: Yes. Husband died telling a knock-knock joke. Tragic. Tragic.
Quote from Michael
Rochelle: Michael, what are you doing here?
Michael: Stopping a home wrecker. You trying to break me and Momma up. It's time for her to come home. I'm hungry.
Quote from Adult Chris
Julius: Suspended? For talking in class?
Rochelle: What did you say?
Chris: Well, it's a routine called "The Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television."
Rochelle: Well, what are they?
Chris: I can't say them.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] We're on television, woman! Didn't you hear the name of the bit?