Rochelle Quote #298
Quote from Rochelle in Everybody Hates Dirty Jokes
Adult Chris: [v.o.] While I kept the guys rolling with laughter, my mother kept my father from rolling into bed.
Julius: What are you doing up?
Rochelle: I can't sleep.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Translation: "He can't sleep."
Julius: I didn't do something, did I?
Rochelle: No, it's my mother. She's driving me crazy. Every time I want to do something, either she's already done it or she doesn't like the way I did it.
Julius: Baby, she's just trying to help.
Rochelle: If you call her making me want to knock her out "help," she's doing fine.
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates Dirty Jokes’ Quotes
Quote from Mr. Omar
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Since my grandmother was too old to go out looking for men, my mother decided to bring the men to her.
Mr. Omar: Oh, hey, Mrs. Rochelle, what can I do for you?
Rochelle: Hey, Mr. Omar. Do you remember my mother, Maxine?
Mr. Omar: Yes. Husband died telling a knock-knock joke. Tragic. Tragic.
Quote from Michael
Rochelle: Michael, what are you doing here?
Michael: Stopping a home wrecker. You trying to break me and Momma up. It's time for her to come home. I'm hungry.
Quote from Adult Chris
Julius: Suspended? For talking in class?
Rochelle: What did you say?
Chris: Well, it's a routine called "The Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television."
Rochelle: Well, what are they?
Chris: I can't say them.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] We're on television, woman! Didn't you hear the name of the bit?