Rochelle Quote #297
Quote from Rochelle in Everybody Hates Dirty Jokes
Maxine: Hey, baby, you wanna sit down and have something to eat?
Rochelle: [eating her chocolate Turtles] Mm, I'm fine.
Chris: Grandma made oven-fried chicken.
Rochelle: Oh, really? That's nice. Well, I'm gonna finish the laundry.
Maxine: It's finished.
Rochelle: Then I'll go straighten up the kids' room.
Maxine: Oh, they're straightened.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Uh-oh.
Rochelle: Then I guess I'll go do my toes.
Maxine: They're done.
Rochelle: When did you do my toes?
Maxine: While you were asleep. I didn't want to wake you.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] That look means, "If you do something else, you're finished."
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‘Everybody Hates Dirty Jokes’ Quotes
Quote from Mr. Omar
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Since my grandmother was too old to go out looking for men, my mother decided to bring the men to her.
Mr. Omar: Oh, hey, Mrs. Rochelle, what can I do for you?
Rochelle: Hey, Mr. Omar. Do you remember my mother, Maxine?
Mr. Omar: Yes. Husband died telling a knock-knock joke. Tragic. Tragic.
Quote from Michael
Rochelle: Michael, what are you doing here?
Michael: Stopping a home wrecker. You trying to break me and Momma up. It's time for her to come home. I'm hungry.
Quote from Adult Chris
Julius: Suspended? For talking in class?
Rochelle: What did you say?
Chris: Well, it's a routine called "The Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television."
Rochelle: Well, what are they?
Chris: I can't say them.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] We're on television, woman! Didn't you hear the name of the bit?