Rochelle Quote #279
Quote from Rochelle in Everybody Hates DJs
Rochelle: DJ, huh?
Chris: Yeah, I even got a job DJing a party Saturday night.
Rochelle: Uh-uh, what are you doing with my James Brown album?
Chris: Can I borrow it? I need it for the party.
Rochelle: Why, you had the money to buy all this, why don't you buy your own?
Chris: Well, I looked everywhere. Nobody has it.
Rochelle: All right, Mr. DJ. You'd better take care of it, 'cause you know how I love me my James Brown. Ow, ooh. Funky now. Getting funky now. Getting funky. Ow. They don't know nothing about that. What you know about that? Ow! Ow! Jump back, I gotta catch myself. Ow-- Ow.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] If she was a Jackie Wilson fan, she'd be in the emergency room right now.
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Adult Chris: [v.o.] While I was pursuing Hip Hop, my dad was trying to avoid things that went hippity-hop.
Drew: Hey, Dad, do you think you could take me to the magic show this week?
Julius: I got a magic show for you. I work two jobs seven days a week, and every day my money disappears. How's that for magic?
Quote from Greg
Greg: Hey, Chris, where are you going in such a hurry?
Chris: Oh, I need to go buy turntables. I got a job offer DJing a party.
Greg: DJ? You mean like Wolfman Jack?
Chris: No, like Grandmaster Flash.
Greg: Grandmaster Flash. Isn't he in the Justice League?
Chris: No, the Furious Five.
Greg: Those look expensive.
Chris: Well, they're professional.
Greg: Yeah, but you're not.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Greg's future career as a motivational speaker didn't go very well.
Quote from Jerome
Jerome: Hold on, hold on. Y'all don't have to leave. I know somebody here knows how to DJ.
Chris: I know how to DJ.
Jerome: Little dude from across the street. You're telling me you know how to rock the wheels of steel?
Woman: Well, go ahead, then. Turn the party out.
Jerome: Hold on, everybody, hold on. Let me hold a dollar.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] He's charging me to help him?
Jerome: If you're telling the truth, I'll give it back.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Thanks.