Chris Quote #231
Quote from Chris in Everybody Hates Snow Day
Chris: You know I didn't mean to break it.
Principal Edwards: It's okay. It's just a vase. A vase that changed my life.
Chris: Sometimes I wish I could change my life. Go places like you. Get away from the school. The neighborhood. Caruso.
Principal Edwards: Doesn't work like that. As long as you're you, they'll always be a Caruso.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I thought about living in Japan.
[fantasy:]
Joey Caruso: Arigato, Slappy.
[fantasy:]
Adult Chris: [v.o.] In London.
Joey Caruso: Cheerio, Nipsy.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Morocco.
Joey Caruso: Asalamalakem, Flip.
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates Snow Day’ Quotes
Quote from Adult Chris
Adult Chris: [v.o.] My father couldn't leave Drew and Tonya home alone, because if you pull that Home Alone crap in a Black neighborhood, they take away your kids.
Quote from Mr. Omar
Mrs. Booker: Can I help you?
Julius: I was looking for Mr. Omar.
Mr. Omar: Oh, hey, Julius. Yeah, this is my friend Mrs. Booker.
Julius: I'm sorry about your husband.
Mr. Omar: Yeah, caught a deadly case of botulism. Tragic, tragic.
Mrs. Booker: How did you know-
Mr. Omar: Baby, why don't you go and put that record on for me?
Quote from Risky
Adult Chris: [v.o.] The snow stopped the traffic, but it couldn't stop Risky.
Risky: Julius! Julius!
Julius: Risky?
Risky: What are you doing out here, man?
Julius: Chris is stuck at school. I gotta get him. Can you help me out?
Risky: Oh, sorry, no room, man. Me and my man, Nanook, out here trying to make money on these cross-country skis. You want a pair?
Julius: How much?