Drew Quote #35
Quote from Drew in Everybody Hates a Liar
Drew: Hey, Mom, you want to watch The Ropers with me? It's the one with the big misunderstanding.
Rochelle: Oh, no, baby, I'm tired. I've been working all day, and after I finish helping Tonya I got to go fold clothes.
Drew: Oh, okay.
Chris: I'll watch it with you.
Drew: No, thanks.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] The only thing Drew liked more than watching The Ropers was watching The Ropers with my mother.
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates a Liar’ Quotes
Quote from Rochelle
Rochelle: Chris!
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Uh-oh.
Rochelle: Why is Miss Clarkson talking about? Boy, turn around before I smack a face onto the back of your head.
Quote from Julius
Chris: [licks a stamp for Julius] Can we use the sponge instead?
Julius: You know how much a sponge costs?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Less than a new tongue.
Julius: [accidentally tears a stamp] That's one cent worth of stamp. Chris, give me the tape.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] What my father didn't realize was that I had to use two cents' worth of tape to repair one cent worth of stamp.
Quote from Rochelle
Rochelle: Why is Miss Clarkson talking about you in her house with Tasha, and it's all over the neighborhood? I do not appreciate the whole neighborhood knowing something about my child, and I'm the last to find out.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] My mother hated being the last to find out about anything.
[flashback to Rochelle entering the living room:]
All: Surprise! [party horns]
Rochelle: Why am I the last to know?
[flashback to Rochelle and Julius in a doctor's office:]
Doctor: Congratulations. You're pregnant.
Julius: That's great!
Rochelle: Pregnant?! Well, why am I the last to know? [turns around to reveal a baby bump]