Adult Chris Quote #147
Quote from Adult Chris in Everybody Hates Rejection
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I didn't want to believe Doc was right about Yvette, so I decided to see for myself.
Chris: [on the phone] Hey, Yvette. Yeah, it's Chris.
Yvette: Hi.
Chris: Listen, about those tickets, yeah. I found out they were fake.
Yvette: For real?
Chris: But you know, we can still go out to a movie. Yeah, I found out there's this new movie... [dial tone] Hello? [Chris redials]
Operator: [three tones] The number you have reached has been disconnected.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Hmm. Maybe a bus crashed into her phone.
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Quote from Rochelle
Rochelle: Oh, baby, have a good time. But not too good a time, 'cause you know I'm not raising no babies.
Quote from Rochelle
Adult Chris: [v.o.] My mother was a ghetto snob, so to her, this wasn't just a block watch meeting. It was a Rochelle watch meeting.
Julius: What's all this?
Rochelle: Food for the block watch meeting.
Julius: You're supposed to be watching the block, not feeding it.
Rochelle: Julius, I can't invite people over here without feeding them.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] People in my neighborhood never got together without bringing food.
[flashback to Rochelle arriving in hospital to see a man in an entire body cast:]
Rochelle: Oh, I am so sorry you got run over by a truck. But I brought you some ribs.
[flashback to Rochelle going outside to a grieving mother standing by a chalk outline on the road:]
Woman: My baby! They killed my baby. [sobs]
Rochelle: I'm sorry about your baby. Catfish?
Quote from Julius
Julius: Enjoy yourself. This is half off on a soda and box of Jujubes.
Chris: Thanks.
Julius: Oh, what the hell. Here's a coupon for a free box of popcorn.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] The last time my father gave away an extra coupon was when I gave him a get-one coupon, get-one-coupon-free coupon.
Julius: Have a good time. You look good, man. [chuckles] That's my boy.