Rochelle Quote #108
Quote from Rochelle in Everybody Hates the Lottery
Julius: Oh, no, no, no. We're gonna have to cut back.
Rochelle: [mouth full] Cut back on what? I mean, we're barely getting by as it is.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] That look only meant one thing.
Rochelle: Oh, no. Uh-uh. Uh-uh, not my Turtles. You are not taking away my Turtles.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] My mother love chocolate turtles more than anything else in the world. Whenever she ate one, it was like all of life's problems just went away.
[flashback to Rochelle walking in on Julius and the kids all screaming at each other. After she eats a chocolate turtle, she is alone in the now tidy and quiet living room]
Adult Chris: [v.o.] It's a good thing she chose those Turtles instead of guns.
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates the Lottery’ Quotes
Quote from Adult Chris
Chris: One-zero, sucka! ha!
Jorge: Good game, man. You should've bet me, though.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] If I had bet him, I couldn't help but think that this would've happened.
[fantasy: Julius, Rochelle and the family sit down to dinner:]
Julius: Ah, I'm hungry.
Rochelle: Looks, good, huh?
Julius: Who are you?
Jorge: I'm Jorge. I won your family from Chris playing Asteroids.
Rochelle: I told Chris to stay out of that store.
Jorge: Can you cook mofongo?
Tonya: What?
Julius: What'd you call her?
Rochelle: Come tu comida. [the family are confused] I was raised around Puerto Ricans.
Quote from Tonya
Tonya: Is that why she ate up all our candy?
Julius: I should've never given you money for candy.
Drew: Dad, um, it's not all her fault. I asked her to do it. But only because I knew you'd give it to her.
Julius: How'd you know that?
Drew: Because you give her everything she wants.
Tonya: That's not true. One time I asked if I could set Chris on fire, and he didn't let me do that.
Rochelle: Well, thank goodness for that.
Quote from Adult Chris
Chris: Wait, your dad is giving you $5 just for coming to school?
Greg: I bet him I wouldn't miss a day of school this year. So far so good.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] My mother told me I'd better not miss a day of school or else she'd take $5 off my ass.
Greg: This is so cool.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] The only award I could've gotten at Corleone would've been...
[fantasy, Ms. Morello is wearing a dress as she stands at a podium in her class:]
Ms. Morello: For "Taking the Best Ass Whooping"... Chris.
[Chris cheers as he stands up with a neck brace, an arm in a sling, and a crutch. As Chris hobbles up to the front of the class, even Caruso high-fives him. When Chris takes his trophy in his good arm, his crutch slips and he falls to the ground.]