Adult Chris Quote #86
Quote from Adult Chris in Everybody Hates Valentine's Day
Tangee: Why I got to be stupid? You're the one who lost your hat.
Clyde: I lost it because I was trying to keep you from getting on the wrong bus.
Tangee: So I'm dumb now?
Clyde: Yeah, Tangee. And you're getting on my nerves.
Tangee: Clyde, you still got my books.
Clyde: Here. You need to read them. Maybe they'll teach you how to act.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] This must be how the drummer felt watching Ike and Tina fight.
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates Valentine's Day’ Quotes
Quote from Adult Chris
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Even though my father wasn't romantic, he wasn't stupid, either. He had a shoebox full of greeting cards in the house. He could give my mother a card for any occasion. Happy Anniversary.
Rochelle: Aw, you shouldn't have.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] [o.s.] Happy Flag Day.
Rochelle: Oh, you shouldn't have.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Happy Chanukah.
Rochelle: Oh, you shouldn't have.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] He used to keep candy under the bed, too, but the mice kept eating it.
Quote from Adult Chris
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Even at school, Valentine's Day was a big deal, and it seemed like everybody was getting something except me.
Greg: Still a few days to go. We could still get a card.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] That look means, "If we weren't friends, I'd smack the hope out of you."
Quote from Chris
Chris: Hey, look, you got one, too. "Roses are red, violets are blue... Cupid hates your guts, and I do, too." Well, at this time he wrote a poem.