Adult Chris Quote #85
Quote from Adult Chris in Everybody Hates Valentine's Day
Adult Chris: [v.o.] That's Tangee Brown.
Tangee: Hi.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] All she ever said to me was "hi." That's all I needed. After that, she became my Bus Crush. I call it a Bus Crush because this one happened on a bus. One time I had an Elevator Crush. I almost lost my head trying to follow her around. [Chris screams as he gets trapped in the elevator doors] There was my Window Crush. [The girl screams as she sees Chris outside her window] The laws about that were a lot more relaxed at the time. There was only one problem with my Bus Crush... she had a boyfriend.
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates Valentine's Day’ Quotes
Quote from Adult Chris
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Even though my father wasn't romantic, he wasn't stupid, either. He had a shoebox full of greeting cards in the house. He could give my mother a card for any occasion. Happy Anniversary.
Rochelle: Aw, you shouldn't have.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] [o.s.] Happy Flag Day.
Rochelle: Oh, you shouldn't have.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Happy Chanukah.
Rochelle: Oh, you shouldn't have.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] He used to keep candy under the bed, too, but the mice kept eating it.
Quote from Adult Chris
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Even at school, Valentine's Day was a big deal, and it seemed like everybody was getting something except me.
Greg: Still a few days to go. We could still get a card.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] That look means, "If we weren't friends, I'd smack the hope out of you."
Quote from Chris
Chris: Hey, look, you got one, too. "Roses are red, violets are blue... Cupid hates your guts, and I do, too." Well, at this time he wrote a poem.