Adult Chris Quote #82
Quote from Adult Chris in Everybody Hates Valentine's Day
Adult Chris: [v.o.] 1983 was my first Valentine's Day as a teenager. I never really cared about Valentine's Day before, but now I couldn't ignore it. Valentine's Day makes most people think of flowers and candy, but it reminded me of the gangland massacre in Chicago.
Al Capone: [film] Happy Valentine's Day. [gunfire]
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Yesterday, those roses cost $10. Today, they're $110. Even when you're broke, you have to find a way to tell your woman you love her.
[As a man spray paints a heart on a wall, a male and female police officer apprehend him]
Female Police Officer: Hey! You picked the wrong wall today.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Even if it means getting the crap beat out of you. [the police officers kiss] On Valentine's Day, love was in the air. You should have seen what they did after they shot him.
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates Valentine's Day’ Quotes
Quote from Adult Chris
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Even at school, Valentine's Day was a big deal, and it seemed like everybody was getting something except me.
Greg: Still a few days to go. We could still get a card.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] That look means, "If we weren't friends, I'd smack the hope out of you."
Quote from Adult Chris
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Even though my father wasn't romantic, he wasn't stupid, either. He had a shoebox full of greeting cards in the house. He could give my mother a card for any occasion. Happy Anniversary.
Rochelle: Aw, you shouldn't have.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] [o.s.] Happy Flag Day.
Rochelle: Oh, you shouldn't have.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Happy Chanukah.
Rochelle: Oh, you shouldn't have.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] He used to keep candy under the bed, too, but the mice kept eating it.
Quote from Chris
Chris: Hey, look, you got one, too. "Roses are red, violets are blue... Cupid hates your guts, and I do, too." Well, at this time he wrote a poem.