Chris Quote #55

Quote from Chris in Everybody Hates the Laundromat

Chris: Did I miss anything?
Greg: Not this time. You got to watch it. You were, like, this close to getting caught.
Chris: Well, at least it's Friday. I'll get a chance to sleep in tomorrow.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Man, there was nothing better than being in a bed on a Saturday morning, dreaming my favorite dream: me sleeping in on a Saturday morning.


 ‘Everybody Hates the Laundromat’ Quotes

Quote from Rochelle

Rochelle: Oh, no, no, no, I am tired of Risky. Everything we get from him breaks down.
[flashback to Rochelle taking a foil-wrapped brick out of the oven:]
Julius: What are you doing?
Rochelle: I'm ironing.
Julius: I got you an iron from Risky.
Rochelle: It broke.
Julius: Damn, Risky.
[flashback to Rochelle holding a piece of bread above a lighter:]
Julius: What are you doing?
Rochelle: I'm making toast.
Julius: I got you a toaster from Risky.
Rochelle: It broke!
Julius: Damn, Risky.
[flashback to thirteen years ago, Rochelle and Julius standing on an apartment's fire escape:]
Julius: Are you sure?
Rochelle: Like I told you for the hundredth time, I'm pregnant. I thought you used a condom.
Julius: I did. Damn Risky.

Quote from Julius

Adult Chris: [v.o.] The only person who loved sleep more than me was my father. And right now, he's dreaming his favorite dream.
[dream sequence:]
Bank Teller: I've been working here a long time, now, and I've never seen anybody pay bills like you. What do you got, two jobs or something?
Julius: Just one.
Bank Teller: Can I help you with something else?
Julius: Can I have my three cents change?

 Chris Quotes

Quote from Everybody Hates Funerals

Maxine: Mmm. Rochelle, can't you make a decent glass of iced tea?
Chris: Well, can't you leave her alone? It's iced tea! If you're thirsty, well, then you drink it! If you're not, don't!
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I might be joining my grandfather sooner than I thought.
Maxine: Are you going to sit there and let that boy talk to me like that? Boy, don't you know I'll knock you into another family?
[fantasy: Chris sits on a couch with a White family:]
Mother: Who are you?
Chris: You don't want to know.

Quote from Everybody Hates Minimum Wage

Julius: You can't just quit every time you don't like something. I mean, what if Miles Davis had quit the trumpet?
Chris: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. What if George Washington Carver quit the peanut? What if B.B. King quit "Lucille"? What if Paul Robeson quit "Old Man River"? [time lapse] What if Bill Cosby quit Jell-O? What if Mr. T quit pitying the fool? What if Stevie quit wondering? What if Fat Albert quit The Cosby Kids. [time lapse] What if Ashford quit Simpson? What if Michael Jackson quit doing the moonwalk? What if Diana Ross quit The Supremes?
Julius: Diana Ross did quit the Supremes.
Chris: You get my point.
Julius: Just go get a job.
Chris: Okay.