Chris Quote #654
Quote from Chris in Everybody Hates Tasha
Chris: Tasha, wait up.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Since Tasha was right next door, it was easy to find the right time to make my move.
Tasha: Hey, Chris. Look at you, looking all cute. What you got, some girl you're trying to impress?
Chris: Yeah... you.
Tasha: Boy, you so crazy.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Oh, I'm crazy all right.
Chris: Tasha, I'm not crazy. I'm serious. I want to say something to you, but I want to make it very, very clear.
Tasha: Okay. What is it?
Chris: I want you to be my girlfriend.
Tasha: I'm already your girl friend.
Chris: No, not in like a friend who just so happens to be a girl or like "Hey, girlfriend." No, I want you to be my girlfriend. One word, not two. Girlfriend, as in "Chris and Tasha are boyfriend and girlfriend."
Tasha: You want me to be your girlfriend?
Chris: Exactly.
Tasha: Hmm. Let me think about it.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I'd have a much better chance if she didn't think about it.
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Quote from Rochelle
Rochelle: You know, Julius, you know how much a light bulb costs per watt. How can you not know that you have another wife?!
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Because those things are less complicated.
Julius: I do not have another wife.
Rochelle: Yes, you do! Look, look, look. It says so right there! You know what? What I want to know is, if she's your wife, then what am I?
Julius: You're my wife.
Rochelle: No! I'm your concubine!
Quote from Julius
Julius: There is no kid.
Rochelle: How do you know, Julius? You didn't even know that you didn't have a divorce! Oh, my God. W-W-W--W-W-What's going to happen to this family if it turns out there's another one?
[fantasy: as the kids eat at the dinner table, Julius is standing next to a blonde-haired White woman and a young, bald-headed multi-racial guy:]
Julius: Kids, I'd like to introduce you to your new mother Tawny and your new brother Julian.
Julian: Girl, you just wasted $2.17 worth of white meat.
Julius: [chuckles] My boy.
Quote from Rochelle
Rochelle: Is she White?
Julius: What? No.
Rochelle: Can she get the house?
Julius: Rochelle.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Is she White?
Julius: Stop it.
Rochelle: Do you have a kid with her?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Is she White?
Julius: No.
Rochelle: Is the kid light-skinned?
Julius: No.
Rochelle: Ha! So you admit that you have a kid! Oh, God, I'm going to be sick!