Greg Quote #196
Quote from Greg in Everybody Hates the Car
Adult Chris: [v.o.] The only person more excited about me getting a car was Greg.
Greg: Oh, man, this is awesome! This isn't like when you had your dad's car. This car's yours. We can go to the shore to get girls, we can drive into Manhattan to get girls, we can go to Coney Island to get girls.
Chris: You do realize it's still gonna be us in the car, right?
Greg: It doesn't matter. Cars equal girls. Every weekend and week night, this world's gonna be our oyster.
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates the Car’ Quotes
Quote from Drew
Chris: You smoke?
Drew: Ma, the surgeon general says you can't-
Rochelle: I know what he says. It's written on the side of the box.
Tonya: Then how come you still smoke?
Drew: Yeah. If there was a sign on the side of our dinner that says it will cause cancer and birth defects, you would slap the salad out of us if you found us eating it.
Quote from Michael
Adult Chris: [v.o.] But sometimes the best deals are right under your nose.
Michael: This car is you, nephew! Let me take another picture. Yeah, you are hot! That's it right there, nephew, that's it. This is it.
Chris: I don't know. I think I want to look around a little bit more.
Michael: What for? That's a good car. Radio works, no dents, you got a spare in the back, and it only costs $300. Plus, you can't even see the hole in the backseat where the girl shot at me over a chicken sandwich. There's a lot of people pay a lot more money for a car like that.
Chris: Then why haven't you sold it already?
Michael: Classified ads are expensive. If you hadn't called me, I would've kept it for myself.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] And trade it to somebody for a sandwich.