Greg Quote #190
Quote from Greg in Everybody Hates Spring Break
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Later, I found out that just because Greg and I weren't talking didn't mean nobody was asking.
Ms. Morello: Gregory, this officer needs to ask you a few questions.
Detective Marino: Son, do you know who hit you?
Greg: Uh...
Detective Marino: Was it a Black guy?
Chris: Um, Greg's pretty tired. I think maybe we should do this later.
Detective Marino: I know you're probably still in shock, but I'd like you to take a look at a few guys, see if you recognize anybody.
[Detective Marino pulls the bed curtain to reveal a line-up of four Black men]
Ms. Morello: Oh, my.
Greg: I don't think it was any of these guys.
Detective Marino: What about this one? Looks pretty mean.
Black Nurse: Hey, man, I work here.
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates Spring Break’ Quotes
Quote from Drew
Adult Chris: [v.o.] While I was dodging another bullet, raindrops kept falling on my father's head.
Drew: This place is amazing. They got free shampoo, conditioner and soap. It was kind of hard to go to the bathroom with that strip of paper across the seat. I did it, though. [bed vibrates] This is great. Dad, we got to get one of these.
Quote from Greg
Adult Chris: [v.o.] In all the years of school, there was nothing I loved better than summer vacation, and the next best thing was spring break.
Greg: Free at last! Free at last! Thank God Almighty, we're free at last!
Chris: Greg? It's spring break, not the end of racism.
Greg: Well, I'm celebrating now, 'cause once I get up to Lake Winnipesaukee with my mom and dad, it's not going to be good.
Chris: I thought your parents split up.
Greg: They did, but neither one will give up the time share, so I taking the bus to meet them for a weekend of fishing and drinking and fighting.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Don't forget crying.
Quote from Greg
Adult Chris: [v.o.] After I talked to the cops, I was hoping they were drawing a whole new conclusion.
Greg: Man, I hope this is over.
Chris: Trust me. Unlike you, I described a guy they'll never be able to find. Kristoff St. John.
Greg: Thanks for making me breakfast, Chris, but can you go down to Doc's and get some orange juice? I hate to ask, but, you know, I can't walk.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] And you won't be able to eat when I hit you upside the head with the frying pan.
Chris: It's raining.
Greg: Dude, you hit me with a car, broke my leg, and then made me lie to the cops. I think the least you can do is get me some OJ.
Chris: Fine.