Chris Quote #614
Quote from Chris in Everybody Hates Lasagna
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Back at school, I had Jamaican Gold in my shoe and Italian Greg on my case.
Greg: Are you crazy bringing that here?
Chris: I couldn't leave it at home.
Greg: Well, you're gonna be leaving everything at home when you end up in jail. Why didn't you just throw it away?
Chris: Because he knows who I am, and knows where I work. Plus, he said that when he comes back, I better have it.
Greg: What difference does it make what he says? He's going to jail.
Chris: And when he gets out, this weed's gonna be right there at Doc's waiting for him. I don't care if it takes 20 years.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] It might be legal by then.
Greg: Well, you can't keep it in that sock. You smell like the ocean.
Chris: I have no where else to put it.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Some drug mules would beg to differ.
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates Lasagna’ Quotes
Quote from Ms. Morello
Ms. Morello: Chris, come on! You might be Black, but you're not fireproof. Leave that bag there.
Quote from Adult Chris
Adult Chris: [v.o.] A bag of weed can cause you all kinds of problems: big ones, like losing your job; and little ones, like trying to figure out where to hide it. I thought about hiding it in the bathroom.
[fantasy:]
Julius: Who's hiding $27 worth of weed in the toilet?!
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I thought about hiding it in my room.
Tonya: Mama! Somebody hid some weed in Chris' sock drawer!
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I even thought about hiding it in the kitchen.
Rochelle: Who hid weed in my cereal?!
Adult Chris: [v.o.] But I decided the safest place to hide it was on me.
Quote from Ms. Morello
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Now I had two problems. The guy's weed was in a lasagna. And I had a lasagna full of weed.
Ms. Morello: Ooh, that looks delicious! I would've thought you would fry up some chicken, but this is a real surprise.