Chris Quote #615
Quote from Chris in Everybody Hates Lasagna
Adult Chris: [v.o.] While the weed was burning a hole in my gym bag, I was hoping not to burn my lasagna.
Mrs. Williams: Remember: this dish will count as 50% towards your final grade.
Angel: How's your lasagna, Chris?
Chris: Great. I'm just putting the finishing touches on the sauce. How's your angel food cake?
Angel: It's gonna be just like me... [licks the spoon] sweet and light and everybody'll want a piece.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] If everyone is George Michael.
Chris: Whatever you say. [dog barks]
Angel: Ay bendito, hold me!
Chris: Angel, please let me go.
Angel: I'm sorry. I'm scared.
Chris: So am I. Please let me go.
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates Lasagna’ Quotes
Quote from Ms. Morello
Ms. Morello: Chris, come on! You might be Black, but you're not fireproof. Leave that bag there.
Quote from Adult Chris
Adult Chris: [v.o.] A bag of weed can cause you all kinds of problems: big ones, like losing your job; and little ones, like trying to figure out where to hide it. I thought about hiding it in the bathroom.
[fantasy:]
Julius: Who's hiding $27 worth of weed in the toilet?!
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I thought about hiding it in my room.
Tonya: Mama! Somebody hid some weed in Chris' sock drawer!
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I even thought about hiding it in the kitchen.
Rochelle: Who hid weed in my cereal?!
Adult Chris: [v.o.] But I decided the safest place to hide it was on me.
Quote from Ms. Morello
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Now I had two problems. The guy's weed was in a lasagna. And I had a lasagna full of weed.
Ms. Morello: Ooh, that looks delicious! I would've thought you would fry up some chicken, but this is a real surprise.