Chris Quote #591
Quote from Chris in Everybody Hates Fake IDs
Greg: Dude, we are so in there.
Chris: I hope so. You got yours memorized?
Greg: Yeah. Paul Stanley, June 6, 1968. What about you?
Chris: Gene Simmons, April 4, 1968.
Bouncer: Whoa! IDs, please. Gene Simmons, April 4, 1968. Isn't that the day they assassinated Dr. King?
Chris: I didn't have nothing to do with it.
Bouncer: Mm-hmm. And, Paul Stanley, your birthday is June 6, 1968. The same day Robert Kennedy was assassinated. And here you two are together. What are the odds of that happening?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] About the same as you being dumb enough to believe any answer we give you.
Chris: It's crazy.
Bouncer: It is, ain't it? Go ahead. Have a good time.
Chris: Ah, yeah.
Bouncer: Hey, Paul, Gene don't get shot. [Chris and Greg fake laughter]
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates Fake IDs’ Quotes
Quote from Tonya
Rochelle: Can you please tell your father that I have nothing to say to him.
Tonya: Mama said she has nothing to say to you.
Julius: Fine. Throw me a party.
Rochelle: Oh! So now all of a sudden you want to have a party. Well, it's too late. You just can't blow some balloons up, set a cake on fire and start hollering. You have to plan for a party. I mean, I have to send out invitations, write out a guest list, make present suggestions. Oh, no, no, you are not putting me through all that. Nuh-uh. The next time you want to have a party, you need to say something ahead of time instead of always waiting till the last minute!
Tonya: Mama said, "Oh! So now all of a sudden you want to have a party. Well, it's too late. You can't just blow up some balloons, set a cake on fire, and start hollering. You have to plan for a party. You have to invite the people. You have to invite the family from out of town. You have to get the cake. You have to get the ice cream. You have to get toys for the little kids to play with..."
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Since it's against the law to choke children on film, we're gonna go to the next scene.
Tonya: "No, you have to plan for it!"
Quote from Jerome
Jerome: Little dude from across the street, can I help you?
Greg: Wait, you work here?
Jerome: Yeah. Why?
Greg: Why didn't you say something when we were at the barbershop?
Jerome: Look here, little dude from across the street's friend from across town, I don't know what you're talking about.
Quote from Greg
Greg: What's the matter? You look depressed.
Chris: I waited in line all day yesterday for Fat Boys tickets, and just when I made it to the store, they sold out.
Greg: No problem. I got tickets.
Chris: How?
[flashback:]
Greg: Sold out?! But I've been waiting in line for Hall and Oates tickets for three hours!
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Hall and Oates wouldn't wait three hours for Hall and Oates tickets.
Attendant: All we got left is Fat Boys tickets.
Greg: Ah, what the heck, I'll take two.