Vanessa Quote #28
Quote from Vanessa in Everybody Hates Snitches
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Meanwhile, my mother celebrated her anniversary the way my father dreamed it... with Vanessa.|
Rochelle: Ooh, it's about to start.
Vanessa: Okay, ooh, ooh.
[Vanessa punches a performer dressed as a dog who sneaks up on her and barks]
Vanessa: Ooh! Damn it!
Rochelle: Vanessa!
Vanessa: I know, I know...
Adult Chris: [v.o.] And that's why Black people hate Broadway.
Vanessa: What y'all looking at?
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates Snitches’ Quotes
Quote from Tonya
Adult Chris: [v.o.] The next day, I pulled a Robert Blake and tried to forget all about the shooting.
Drew: Make sure it's tight, Tonya.
Chris: Isn't this how Houdini died?
Tonya: No, Houdini died from secondary peritonitis due to a ruptured spleen from being punched in the stomach.
Quote from Jerome
Adult Chris: [v.o.] But the next day, I was just glad everything was behind me.
Jerome: Yo, little dude from across the street. I heard they caught the shooter and you got paid. I did my part, so where's my $500?
Chris: My mom took it. You can ask her for it.
Jerome: Nah, nah, man. My deal was with you.
Chris: Well, I don't have it.
Jerome: Well, then looks like you're just gonna have to give me a dollar a day for the next... [long deliberation]
Chris: 500 days?
Jerome: I was gonna say 50. Well, that's what you get for snitching. Now, let me hold a dollar.
Quote from Rochelle
Chris: Ma, I can handle it.
Rochelle: Well, what if Drew gets a fever?
Chris: I'll call a doctor.
Rochelle: What if Tonya sets something on fire?
Chris: I'll call the Fire Department.
Rochelle: Somebody tries to break in?
Chris: I'll call the police.
Rochelle: What if you get attacked by ghosts?
Chris: I'll call Ghostbusters.