Julius Quote #356
Quote from Julius in Everybody Hates Doc
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Since my father knew everything there was to know about having jobs, I decided to ask him what to do about Stacy.
Chris: Hey, Dad, you ever had a boss you didn't like?
Julius: I never had one I did like. Why? You having trouble with Doc?
Chris: Nah, I love Doc, it's his girlfriend who's...
Julius: Whoa, whoa. Son, stop right there. That's Doc's woman. Whether you like it or not, she's there to stay.
Chris: You think so?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] The Beatles didn't break up John and Yoko.
Julius: If it comes down to you or her, you're gonna be out of job. 'Cause if you have a problem with her, you're gonna have a problem with Doc.
Chris: But I've been on the job with Doc for years. She's been on the job for a month.
Julius: Let's just say you two do very different jobs.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Let's just say what he does to her, now she's doing to me.
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Quote from Rochelle
Rochelle: Okay, I'm gonna ask this question once. But before I ask it, I want y'all to understand what the stakes are. Because if y'all say that you've never seen that bra before, I'm gonna kill your father. Yeah, and then I'm gonna go to jail, and then you guys are gonna be split up and sent to live in foster care.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Sounds like a BET movie-of-the-week.
Rochelle: So, does everybody understand? Okay. Okay, the question is, did anybody sitting at this table put that bra in your father's sock drawer?
Chris: No.
Drew: Wasn't me. [Rochelle turns to Tonya]
Adult Chris: [v.o.] We have a winner.
Rochelle: Okay, boys, you can go to bed now.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Gladly!
Rochelle: Julius, you can leave, too. You're lucky.
Quote from Rochelle
Adult Chris: [v.o.] While one innocent man was off the hook, another was on death row and didn't even know it.
Julius: I love this song. Dinner smells delicious. What is it?
Rochelle: Two breasts.
Julius: Since when have you been interested in guns?
Rochelle: Since I found this bra in your sock drawer! [slams a knife into the table]
Julius: Rochelle?
Rochelle: What?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] If my father had been paying attention, he would've noticed a few things.
Julius: I don't know anything about that bra. I've never seen that bra in my life?
Rochelle: So what was it doing in your sock drawer?
Julius: I have no idea.
Rochelle: Oh. Did a pair of your socks have a date last night and get lucky? Or maybe a pair of your socks thought it was a bra trapped inside socks' body! Or maybe you had a friend over, and she put 'em there.
Quote from Adult Chris
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Believe it or not, Doc's girlfriend was only the second-worst boss I've had. Mr. Fong was the worst. And I could only imagine how hard it would be working for him again.
[fantasy:]
Mr. Fong: Hey, quit imagining what it would be like to work for me and get back to work, Lionel Richie.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I was happy Doc had a girlfriend. Too bad I have to kill her.