Doc Quote #43
Quote from Doc in Everybody Hates Doc
Adult Chris: [v.o.] After I became the manager of Tattaglia's football team, I only had time to work at Doc's on the weekends. Working two days a week seemed like it was going to be a breeze, and then Doc got a girlfriend.
Doc: Hey, Chris, I want you to meet my new leading lady. Look-a here, look-a here. Stacy.
Chris: Hi.
Stacy: Hi.
Doc: She'll be taking over for me here on the weekends.
Stacy: Doc's told me so much about you.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] He didn't tell me a thing about you.
Chris: What do you mean, "taking over"?
Doc: Well, you know I can use a little time off.
Stacy: So I'll be minding the store. We'll get along great.
Doc: And you'll be working for a much better-looking boss.
Chris: Cool.
Doc: And remember, whatever she says goes.
Chris: Yeah, no problem.
Stacy: Are these cans always so dusty?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Problem.
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Quote from Rochelle
Rochelle: Okay, I'm gonna ask this question once. But before I ask it, I want y'all to understand what the stakes are. Because if y'all say that you've never seen that bra before, I'm gonna kill your father. Yeah, and then I'm gonna go to jail, and then you guys are gonna be split up and sent to live in foster care.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Sounds like a BET movie-of-the-week.
Rochelle: So, does everybody understand? Okay. Okay, the question is, did anybody sitting at this table put that bra in your father's sock drawer?
Chris: No.
Drew: Wasn't me. [Rochelle turns to Tonya]
Adult Chris: [v.o.] We have a winner.
Rochelle: Okay, boys, you can go to bed now.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Gladly!
Rochelle: Julius, you can leave, too. You're lucky.
Quote from Adult Chris
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Believe it or not, Doc's girlfriend was only the second-worst boss I've had. Mr. Fong was the worst. And I could only imagine how hard it would be working for him again.
[fantasy:]
Mr. Fong: Hey, quit imagining what it would be like to work for me and get back to work, Lionel Richie.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I was happy Doc had a girlfriend. Too bad I have to kill her.
Quote from Rochelle
Adult Chris: [v.o.] While one innocent man was off the hook, another was on death row and didn't even know it.
Julius: I love this song. Dinner smells delicious. What is it?
Rochelle: Two breasts.
Julius: Since when have you been interested in guns?
Rochelle: Since I found this bra in your sock drawer! [slams a knife into the table]
Julius: Rochelle?
Rochelle: What?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] If my father had been paying attention, he would've noticed a few things.
Julius: I don't know anything about that bra. I've never seen that bra in my life?
Rochelle: So what was it doing in your sock drawer?
Julius: I have no idea.
Rochelle: Oh. Did a pair of your socks have a date last night and get lucky? Or maybe a pair of your socks thought it was a bra trapped inside socks' body! Or maybe you had a friend over, and she put 'em there.