Drew Quote #114
Quote from Drew in Everybody Hates the English Teacher
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Back at home, Mr. Omar was trying to get himself out of what he got himself into.
Drew: What are you doing here? I thought you went back upstairs.
Mr. Omar: Drew, I was wondering if you could make me a little loan.
Drew: For what?
Mr. Omar: Well, it seems the only thing standing between me getting back in my apartment is a new circuit-breaker panel, but it costs $300 and neither me nor your father have the money.
Drew: True. I can loan you the money. Turn around.
Mr. Omar: Thank goodness. I really appreciate this, Drew.
Drew: And it'll only cost you twelve easy payments of $30 a month.
Mr. Omar: But that's $360.
Drew: I know.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Drew went on to make a fortune selling sub-prime mortgages.
Drew: [points to the door] Please. Thank you.
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates the English Teacher’ Quotes
Quote from Drew
Drew: 21.
Mr. Omar: You hit on 17?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] What Mr. Omar didn't know was that when it came to numbers, Drew was like my father.
[montage:]
Drew: Wow, that's 562,002 granules of sugar.
Drew: Wow, that's 357,000 raindrops.
Drew: Wow, that's one cupcake.
Quote from Chris
Adult Chris: [v.o.] After watching The Invisible Man, I managed to do in a few hours what it was taking Greg a few days to do.
Greg: So how do you like the book so far?
Chris: Oh, it was great. I already turned in my report.
Greg: Already turned it in? I'm only, like, halfway through the book. I've never seen you crank out a book report this fast.
Chris: I didn't read the book. I watched the movie.
Greg: Wait, what movie?
Chris: The Invisible Man. You know, the guy drinks the serum, disappears.
Greg: Dude, the movie The Invisible Man has absolutely nothing to do with the book Invisible Man. I don't know what you wrote, but whatever it is, you better hope Ms. Rivera doesn't read it.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Too bad I didn't write that paper in invisible ink.
Quote from Rochelle
Julius: Rochelle, it's not like you didn't have anything to do with it. Every time I turn around, you're quitting another job.
Rochelle: Since when?
Julius: Since whenever. I'm just saying, I hope you like being at the beauty salon, because if you find a job you really like, maybe I wouldn't have to keep two jobs.
Rochelle: Oh. Oh, oh, wait a minute. So you're saying that you think I use the fact that you have two jobs as a reason to quit a job?
Julius: I didn't say that.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] But she did.
[flashbacks:]
Rochelle: I do not need this. My man has two jobs.
Rochelle: I don't need this, man! My man has two jobs!
Rochelle: I do not need this, okay? My man has two jobs.