Adult Chris Quote #411
Quote from Adult Chris in Everybody Hates Cake
Adult Chris: [v.o.] After a couple of weeks at Tattaglia without Greg, I tried hanging out with a few different crowds to make myself feel better. I tried hanging out with the losers.
Chris: So what do you want to study? Math or science?
Boy #1: Dude, why are you always studying?
Boy #2: Yeah, you act like we're graduating tomorrow. Don't be such a downer.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I even tried hanging out with the break-dance crews. I only had a connection with one person in the school, and it was the wrong type of connection.
Joey Caruso: [punches Chris] What's up, Theo?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] There was only one time during the day that I didn't miss Greg. Home Ec. It smelled like biscuits, and it looked like Victoria's Secret. Greg wasn't there, but if there's one way to replace one good friend, it's with a bunch of strange women. Hey, that's how strip clubs were born.
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates Cake’ Quotes
Quote from Rochelle
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Back on my block, somebody was catching heat besides me.
Peaches: A ticket? How you gonna give me a ticket?
Meter Maid: You're parked by a hydrant.
Peaches: Do you see a fire? Do you smell smoke? Do you see a dog trying to pee? You know what? You need to give yourself a ticket. You're the one that's double-parked. You give me that pad. Got you now. Now who's violent? Ah! How you like me now? Oh, oh. What, what, what? Now, you got your ticket. What, you want some of this?
Rochelle: Would you look at that? Now, she should be ashamed of herself.
Drew: Didn't you have a fight with that meter maid?
Rochelle: That was different.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] No, it wasn't.
[flashback:]
Rochelle: Do you see a fire? Do you smell smoke? Do you see a dog trying to pee? What you need to do is give yourself a ticket. You're the one that's double-parked! Give me that! Give me that. How's it feel now? I give the tickets!
Quote from Vanessa
Vanessa: What were you doing? Aiding and abetting or something?
Peaches: Yeah, you know how that is.
Vanessa: Mmm.
Rochelle: You do?
Vanessa: It almost happened to me once. I was just sitting in a car.
Peaches: Supposed to be on a date?
Vanessa: Guy hops in with a bag of money...
Peaches: Talk about, "Drive!"
Vanessa: Drive? I hopped out and ran.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] That's what you should've done.
Peaches: That's what I should've done.
Quote from Greg
Adult Chris: [v.o.] After all was said and done, even a roomful of girls wasn't the same as having one good friend.
[After group of students flee, Greg walks out]
Chris: Greg? What are you doing here?
Greg: Got kicked out of the Bronx Academy. So I'm back.
Chris: See you still have that coat.
Greg: I've changed in ways you couldn't imagine, Chris. I've seen things. I've done things. I've tasted blood and it tastes good.
Joey Caruso: Taste that, Tonto. [knocks Greg to the floor] See you later, Kemo Sabe.
[When Greg gets up, he is back in his normal clothing]
Chris: Welcome back, dude.
Greg: Thanks.
Choir: [sings] Everybody hates Chris... And Greg