Adult Chris Quote #383
Quote from Adult Chris in Everybody Hates Being Cool
Julius: What'd you do at school today, Chris?
Chris: Oh, you know, same old, same old.
Tonya: My day was great. We're learning time tables. Today we did fives. Five times one is five, and five times two is ten, and five times three is fifteen.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] And five times four is a brick upside your head.
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates Being Cool’ Quotes
Quote from Jerome
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Since I knew nothing about being cool, I decided to consult with the coolest guy I knew to find out his secrets.
Jerome: Hey, little dude from across the street. Let me hold a dollar.
Quote from Adult Chris
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Now before you go getting all upset, in 1986, almost everybody smoked. People didn't give a damn about health. Here's a partial list of things in this picture that people didn't know where dangerous. No sunscreen. Carcinogenic hair gel. Trans fats. And high fructose corn syrup. Eventually, all these people died horribly, but while they lived, they were cool.
Quote from Rochelle
Rochelle: Julius!
Julius: What's going on?
Rochelle: This is what's going on. You told me you were going to get rid of that years ago. Instead you just hid it from me?
Julius: It wasn't hid.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Yes, it was.
Rochelle: It was underneath your camouflage jacket. It was camouflaged!