Rochelle Quote #409
Quote from Rochelle in Everybody Hates Easter
Rochelle: Well, uh, Miss Hattie, thus the name, I don't know who you think you are, and I don't know...
Hattie Mitchell: No, I'll tell you who I am. I am the five-time winner of the Fort Greene Greater Faith Holy Baptist Temple of Divinity COGIC Easter Spectacular, and I have graced the cover six times of Hat Weekly waiting on the seventh. Isn't that right, Levin? [chuckles]
Rochelle: Well, Miss Hattie... here's a... a dime.
Hattie Mitchell: Oh, what's that for?
Rochelle: For you to call somebody who really cares. Yeah, because I'm going to... [claps] win that competition.
Hattie Mitchell: We'll see about that.
Rochelle: Oh, yes, we will. Come on, Nessa.
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates Easter’ Quotes
Quote from Julius
Drew: Hey, Dad. When you get done, can I have some more frozen peas?
Julius: Frozen peas? What are you doing Prince splits for anyway? Between bandages, frozen vegetables... and cleaning your suit, that's $14.86 worth of split. I'll bring your peas in a minute.
Quote from Rochelle
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Meanwhile, my mother was wearing out shoes looking for a hat.
Vanessa: Rochelle, this is the sixth hat shop we've been to today.
Rochelle: Yeah, but they say this is the best hat shop in Brooklyn.
Vanessa: Why didn't we come here first?
Rochelle: Well, how would I know if it's the best hat shop if I didn't visit all the lousy ones first?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] That's how Vanessa looked for a husband.
Quote from Rochelle
Adult Chris: [v.o.] The biggest deal at our house on Easter was my mother's church hat because a church hat on Easter was like a gown at the Oscars.
[fantasy: Shaun Robinson hosts a Red Carpet special outside Julius and Rochelle's door:]
Shaun Robinson: Hey, girl! Here she comes. Rochelle? Rochelle?
Rochelle: Hi, Shaun.
Shaun Robinson: Oh, that hat is fabulous!
Rochelle: Thank you.
Shaun Robinson: Who is it?
Rochelle: It's a Sean Gianni Vermani.
Shaun Robinson: Love you, girl. You look fabulous!
Rochelle: Come on, Julius.
Julius: Oh, yes.