Rochelle Quote #404
Quote from Rochelle in Everybody Hates the First Kiss
Susan's Mother: Hi, are you Chris's mother?
Rochelle: Yes. Why? What did he do?
Susan's Mother: He was at a party with my daughter, Susan, last Wednesday night.
Rochelle: Oh, no, no, no, I don't think so. Chris was here at home watching my daughter for me on Wednesday night.
Susan's Mother: Okay, well, somebody named Chris was at that party and she said that he lived here. Look, I'm just trying to inform everybody who was at the party that Susan was contagious and she has the mumps.
Rochelle: Well, I don't know what you're talking about because Chris doesn't have the mumps. One minute. Chris!
[Chris walks down the stairs with an enlarged neck]
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Maybe the mumps will cushion my butt-whupping.
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates the First Kiss’ Quotes
Quote from Mr. Omar
Tonya: Who died?
Mr. Omar: Oh. Mr. Abernathy. Got decapitated by a flying hubcap. Tragic. Tragic!
Tonya: Is that his wife?
Mr. Omar: Mm-hmm.
Tonya: Mmm.
Quote from Drew
Drew: Where's my money?
Mr. Omar: You said you were coming back tomorrow.
Drew: It is tomorrow.
Mr. Omar: It's 4:00 in the morning, man.
Drew: I want my money.
Mr. Omar: Drew, I got to get up in the morning and go to work.
Drew: And I got to get up and go to school, but I can't concentrate because I don't have my money.
Mr. Omar: [sighs heavily] Okay, okay. Can you give me another day?
Drew: Fine. [stops Mr. Omar closing the door] But another day is going to cost you another dollar. And after tomorrow, that's it.
Mr. Omar: What's it?
Drew: Nothing. I'd just hate to see something bad happen.
Mr. Omar: What kind of something?
Drew: Something tragic. Have a nice night.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Drew went on to help found Death Row Records.
Quote from Drew
Adult Chris: [v.o.] While I was counting my blessings, Mr. Omar had to pay the piper.
Mr. Omar: I know it's hard to lose your husband. But remember, he's in a better place right now.
[When Mr. Omar opens the door to the limousine, he finds Drew sitting in the car]
Mr. Omar: Drew?!
Drew: Where's my money?
Mr. Omar: Man, we're on our way to a funeral.
Drew: You want to make it two? You're not going anywhere until I get my money.
Mr. Omar: [to the widow] You got five dollars I could borrow?
Drew: Seven.
Mr. Omar: Seven.
Widow: This is coming out of your bill.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Mr. Omar hated paying back money even if it wasn't his.
Drew: Thank you. And, uh, sorry about your husband.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] At least one of them is.