Michael Quote #21
Quote from Michael in Everybody Hates Bad Boys
Michael: Let me get this straight. You want me to give up a free dinner for a girl?
Chris: Michael, please. I already invited her. I've been trying to get with her for I don't know how long. If I blow this, probably won't get another chance.
Michael: I don't know. What do I get out of it?
Chris: What do you want?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] The one thing my uncle loved more than a free meal was a bunch of free meals. All it took was a shrimp basket...
Michael: What's up?
Chris: What's up?
Michael: [eats] Mmm! Later.
Chris: Later.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] ...and a slopper.
Michael: Hmm. What's up?
Chris: What's up?
Michael: Mmm. Later.
Chris: Later.
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates Bad Boys’ Quotes
Quote from Tonya
Drew: Wow. I've never had coq au vin before.
Mrs. Banks: You two have such great manners.
Mr. Banks: Your mother must be very proud.
Tonya: Well, she said if we didn't act right, she'd slap the caviar out of us.
Mrs. Banks: Oh. Bearnaise, anyone?
Quote from Jerome
Adult Chris: [v.o.] We thought about Jerome.
[fantasy:]
Jerome: Uh... Excuse me, garcon. Can we get some more silverware?
Waitress: I just put some out.
Jerome: [chuckling] I don't know what happened to it.
Quote from Vanessa
Rochelle: Ah, dinner for six, that sounds nice.
Tonya: But there's only five of us.
Drew: Yeah. Maybe we can bring somebody.
Rochelle: Wait a minute now. This sounds like a nice place. We can't just bring anybody.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] We thought about bringing Vanessa.
[fantasy:]
Vanessa: I dated a French guy once. I can't stand French food. I mean, hors d'oeuvres. Who wants a piece of liver on a toothpick? You got any chimichangas?