Chris Quote #396
Quote from Chris in Everybody Hates Bad Boys
Chris: Don't you just hate doing laundry?
Tasha: Yeah.
Chris: But, you know, I guess it'd be kind of cool if you had a boyfriend to do it for you.
Tasha: No. What kind of man does a woman's laundry?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Strike one!
Chris: Yeah, no, that wouldn't be cool. I-I wouldn't do that. I'd be like, "Woman, you better do my laundry."
Tasha: And I guess you want her barefoot and pregnant, too, huh?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Strike two!
Chris: Nah. I was just kidding.
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates Bad Boys’ Quotes
Quote from Tonya
Drew: Wow. I've never had coq au vin before.
Mrs. Banks: You two have such great manners.
Mr. Banks: Your mother must be very proud.
Tonya: Well, she said if we didn't act right, she'd slap the caviar out of us.
Mrs. Banks: Oh. Bearnaise, anyone?
Quote from Jerome
Adult Chris: [v.o.] We thought about Jerome.
[fantasy:]
Jerome: Uh... Excuse me, garcon. Can we get some more silverware?
Waitress: I just put some out.
Jerome: [chuckling] I don't know what happened to it.
Quote from Vanessa
Rochelle: Ah, dinner for six, that sounds nice.
Tonya: But there's only five of us.
Drew: Yeah. Maybe we can bring somebody.
Rochelle: Wait a minute now. This sounds like a nice place. We can't just bring anybody.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] We thought about bringing Vanessa.
[fantasy:]
Vanessa: I dated a French guy once. I can't stand French food. I mean, hors d'oeuvres. Who wants a piece of liver on a toothpick? You got any chimichangas?