Chris Quote #392
Quote from Chris in Everybody Hates Bad Boys
Adult Chris: [v.o.] After months of being around Tasha, we had become really good friends.
Tasha: "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"?
Chris: What does that even mean?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] The problem was: I didn't want to be just a friend. I wanted to get out of the friend zone and into the lover zone, and the only way was to swing for the fences.
Chris: Can I ask you a question?
Tasha: Yeah.
Chris: Will you go with me?
Tasha: Go where?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Strike one.
Chris: No, I mean, like, go together.
Tasha: We are together.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Strike two!
Chris: No, I mean, like, you and me go out.
Tasha: What?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Strike three and you're out!
Tasha: Boy, you so crazy.
Chris: [scoffing] Yeah, I'm so crazy.
Tasha: Are you about to go home?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Yeah, to cry.
Chris: Yeah, I guess.
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates Bad Boys’ Quotes
Quote from Tonya
Drew: Wow. I've never had coq au vin before.
Mrs. Banks: You two have such great manners.
Mr. Banks: Your mother must be very proud.
Tonya: Well, she said if we didn't act right, she'd slap the caviar out of us.
Mrs. Banks: Oh. Bearnaise, anyone?
Quote from Jerome
Adult Chris: [v.o.] We thought about Jerome.
[fantasy:]
Jerome: Uh... Excuse me, garcon. Can we get some more silverware?
Waitress: I just put some out.
Jerome: [chuckling] I don't know what happened to it.
Quote from Vanessa
Rochelle: Ah, dinner for six, that sounds nice.
Tonya: But there's only five of us.
Drew: Yeah. Maybe we can bring somebody.
Rochelle: Wait a minute now. This sounds like a nice place. We can't just bring anybody.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] We thought about bringing Vanessa.
[fantasy:]
Vanessa: I dated a French guy once. I can't stand French food. I mean, hors d'oeuvres. Who wants a piece of liver on a toothpick? You got any chimichangas?