Adult Chris Quote #250
Quote from Adult Chris in Everybody Hates Dirty Jokes
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Ever since I was a kid, I always loved comedy. I loved cartoons. I loved sitcoms. But most of all, I loved stand-up comedians.
Rochelle: All right, y'all, time to go to bed.
Chris: Ma, can I stay up and watch 'til the end? It's almost over.
Rochelle: All right. Drew and Tonya, go. Good night.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] What I didn't know was that my parents loved comedians, too.
Redd Foxx: [on tape] You knew it in your heart, you haven't washed your hair.
[Chris sneaks downstairs as his parents are laughing at the tape with Mr. Omar and Vanessa:]
Redd Foxx: So one night, the time was right, he asked her, he said, "Honey, would you marry me?" She said "wooden eye?"
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I can't say what he just said, but it was the first dirty joke I had ever heard.
Redd Foxx: "Geez, baby, what time do you have to be home?"
Adult Chris: [v.o.] And it wasn't the last.
Redd Foxx: She said "Christmas."
Adult Chris: [v.o.] A lot of kids would get in trouble sneaking out of bed trying to listen to dirty jokes. I ended up getting a career.
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Quote from Mr. Omar
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Since my grandmother was too old to go out looking for men, my mother decided to bring the men to her.
Mr. Omar: Oh, hey, Mrs. Rochelle, what can I do for you?
Rochelle: Hey, Mr. Omar. Do you remember my mother, Maxine?
Mr. Omar: Yes. Husband died telling a knock-knock joke. Tragic. Tragic.
Quote from Michael
Rochelle: Michael, what are you doing here?
Michael: Stopping a home wrecker. You trying to break me and Momma up. It's time for her to come home. I'm hungry.
Quote from Adult Chris
Julius: Suspended? For talking in class?
Rochelle: What did you say?
Chris: Well, it's a routine called "The Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television."
Rochelle: Well, what are they?
Chris: I can't say them.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] We're on television, woman! Didn't you hear the name of the bit?