Julius Quote #185
Quote from Julius in Everybody Hates Kris
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Whenever Christmas came around, my father always picked up extra work, so he could afford presents.
Julius: Christmas tree?
White Man: No, thank you.
Julius: Hanukkah bush?
Rabbi: No, thanks.
Julius: Kwanzaa stump?
Black Man: What'd you call me, man?!
Julius: Hey, uh, free trees, man.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] They didn't always work out, but he never stopped trying.
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates Kris’ Quotes
Quote from Julius
Tonya: We can't even have one gift?
Julius: You live your whole life here for free. Tonya, you get gifts every day. Food is a gift. The heat is a gift. Your shoes are a gift. This house is a gift. Those frames on the walls are a gift. The magazines are a gift. That ashtray is a gift. This lampshade is a gift. [Rochelle sits down] That chair is a gift. This pillow is a gift. The remote control is a gift. The TV is a gift. [Rochelle turns the TV on] This carpet is a gift. The pink carpet in your room is a gift. That...
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Being able to cut out of this scene is a gift.
Quote from Julius
Julius: So, what can Santa give you for Christmas?
Girl: A Malibu Barbie with a pink, remote-control Corvette, the Barbie townhouse, and the Barbie swimming pool.
Julius: Ooh. Do you know how much all that stuff costs?
Girl: No.
Julius: Well, Santa's going to tell you. It costs $137.16. Do you have that kind of money?
Girl: No.
Julius: Well, neither does Santa.
Girl: [cries]
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Welcome to my world, kid.
Quote from Ms. Morello
Ms. Morello: Okay, okay. This time, sing it with feeling. You're singing about an impoverished family, living in the ghetto, who gave birth to their firstborn child in a manger. Chris, you can relate to this, can't you?
Chris: Not really.