Julius Quote #151
Quote from Julius in Everybody Hates a Liar
Julius: Sit down. Chris, if you're leading people to believe you did something with that girl you didn't do, then you need to fix it.
Chris: But I never said we did anything.
Julius: Let me tell you how to treat women, son. If you do something, you should never say anything. If you don't do something, and you don't say anything, that means you did something even if you did nothing. So, by not saying anything, you're doing something, and you need to say something and let people know you did nothing. You understand?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] No.
Chris: Yeah.
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates a Liar’ Quotes
Quote from Rochelle
Rochelle: Chris!
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Uh-oh.
Rochelle: Why is Miss Clarkson talking about? Boy, turn around before I smack a face onto the back of your head.
Quote from Julius
Chris: [licks a stamp for Julius] Can we use the sponge instead?
Julius: You know how much a sponge costs?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Less than a new tongue.
Julius: [accidentally tears a stamp] That's one cent worth of stamp. Chris, give me the tape.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] What my father didn't realize was that I had to use two cents' worth of tape to repair one cent worth of stamp.
Quote from Rochelle
Rochelle: Why is Miss Clarkson talking about you in her house with Tasha, and it's all over the neighborhood? I do not appreciate the whole neighborhood knowing something about my child, and I'm the last to find out.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] My mother hated being the last to find out about anything.
[flashback to Rochelle entering the living room:]
All: Surprise! [party horns]
Rochelle: Why am I the last to know?
[flashback to Rochelle and Julius in a doctor's office:]
Doctor: Congratulations. You're pregnant.
Julius: That's great!
Rochelle: Pregnant?! Well, why am I the last to know? [turns around to reveal a baby bump]