Jerome Quote #11

Quote from Jerome in Everybody Hates a Liar

Jerome: Little dude from across the street. Come here.
Chris: Listen, man, I don't have any money.
Jerome: I don't want your money, little dude. I want to know how you got Tasha.
Chris: Got Tasha what?
Jerome: Come on, little dude. I saw that. Every little dude on the block been trying to get next to her. Little dude from up on the third floor, little dude from around the corner, little dude with the funny leg, little dude with the little loft, little dude that be with big dude and Kenny. Now I know why they can't get nowhere. 'Cause little dude from across the street is on the case. Now why you ain't tell nobody?
Chris: Hey, well, you know.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] That's what you said when you didn't want to lie, but you didn't want to tell the truth.
Jerome: I underestimated you, little dude. I ain't think you had it in you. Tasha. Mean as her grandmom is. You a bad man, little dude.
Chris: Just do me a favor. Don't tell anybody?
Jerome: It's between me and you. [chuckles] Little dude from across the street. Mackin'.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I should have told him the truth that nothing happened, but, hey, well, you know.


 ‘Everybody Hates a Liar’ Quotes

Quote from Julius

Chris: [licks a stamp for Julius] Can we use the sponge instead?
Julius: You know how much a sponge costs?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Less than a new tongue.
Julius: [accidentally tears a stamp] That's one cent worth of stamp. Chris, give me the tape.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] What my father didn't realize was that I had to use two cents' worth of tape to repair one cent worth of stamp.

Quote from Rochelle

Rochelle: Chris!
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Uh-oh.
Rochelle: Why is Miss Clarkson talking about? Boy, turn around before I smack a face onto the back of your head.

 Jerome Quotes

Quote from Everybody Hates Being Cool

Adult Chris: [v.o.] Since I knew nothing about being cool, I decided to consult with the coolest guy I knew to find out his secrets.
Jerome: Hey, little dude from across the street. Let me hold a dollar.

Quote from Everybody Hates the Last Day

Adult Chris: [v.o.] In order to exact the perfect revenge, I decided I should consult some experts.
Jerome: If I was you, I'd move onto his block and take a dollar from him every day for the rest of his life. Let me hold a dollar.