Julius Quote #146

Quote from Julius in Everybody Hates the Class President

Adult Chris: [v.o.] After another checkup, my father was trying to get my mother to let up, but the pressure was on.
Julius: Chris, pass the salt.
Rochelle: What, are you trying to kill yourself?
Julius: [sighs] Where's the skin?
Rochelle: Baby, I had to take it off.
Julius: You just gonna give me naked chicken? How you supposed to be reducing my stress, by starving me? Now I'm worried about being hungry. You're worried about everybody else stressing me out; you're stressing me out.
Rochelle: What? I'm stressing you out? I'm bending over backwards trying to make things easy for you and I'm stressing you out. Okay. Fine.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] That face means "What did I say that for?"
Rochelle: You know what? You can eat what you want to eat, do what you want to do. You don't have to worry about me stressing you out anymore. [pots clanging]
Julius: [to Drew] You gonna eat that skin?

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 ‘Everybody Hates the Class President’ Quotes

Quote from Greg

Chris: I want you to run with me. I want you to be my vice president.
Greg: No.
Chris: Yeah.
Greg: Oh, man. This is great. I can work behind the scenes. I can influence the judiciary committee. I can confer with the joint chiefs. Create policy!
Chris: Greg, it's the eighth grade.
Greg: I know, but this is the best thing that's ever happened to me.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] That was until he met Seven of Nine at a Trekkie convention.

Quote from Rochelle

Rochelle: Baby, what do you have to be stressed out about? You have a beautiful wife, two good jobs, and three wonderful kids, a nice home in Bed-Stuy... [chuckles] You're stressed? I mean, I'm the one who should be stressed. I mean, I got to deal with a house in the ghetto, three crazy kids, a man that's never home, and now I got to deal with you and this high blood pressure. [scoffing] You- You're stressed.

Quote from Tonya

Adult Chris: [v.o.] In 1984, Michael Jackson became the biggest star on Earth, but to my sister Tonya, he couldn't hold a candle to Billy Ocean.
Drew: What are you doing?
Tonya: I'm learning the steps from "Caribbean Queen."
Drew: There are no steps to "Caribbean Queen."
Tonya: Yes, there are. First he does like this, then he does like this, then he does like this, and then he does this, and he finishes off with this. He also does the moonwalk, but I don't know how to do that yet.
Drew: Billy Ocean doesn't moonwalk. That's Michael Jackson's move.
Tonya: Where do you think Michael got it from?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Peg Leg Bates.