Julius Quote #133
Quote from Julius in Everybody Hates Father's Day
Kids: Happy Father's Day!
Rochelle: Happy Father's Day, baby. We love you.
Julius: I love y'all, too. Yeah. Hey, y'all have fun today, okay?
Tonya: Daddy, aren't you gonna read your card?
Julius: Ooh, yeah. Let's see here. "To the Best Dad in the Whole World." That's so sweet. Oh, thank you. Hey, y'all enjoy y'all selves today, all right? Okay, bye-bye.
Chris: Dad, we made your favorite thing for breakfast.
Drew: And I brought your gout pills, so now you can eat all you want without worrying.
Julius: Oh, man, bacon, eggs with cheese, biscuits and butter. I feel like I died and went to heaven. Thank you, baby.
Rochelle: Oh, ain't nothing, baby. They did it all.
Julius: When y'all leaving, huh?
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates Father's Day’ Quotes
Quote from Rochelle
Tonya: Mama, how come Daddy doesn't want to be with us on Father's Day?
Rochelle: Oh, baby, it's not that your daddy doesn't want to be with us, it's just that he works hard all the time and he just wants to have a little time to be by himself.
Drew: Man, that's cool. I can't wait until I'm a father so I can have this whole house to myself.
Rochelle: You are not gonna be a father in this house, because I ain't taking care of no babies. Lost your mind.
Quote from Adult Chris
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I tried to imagine doing the things that Greg talked about with my father. Like bringing him Cap'n Crunch and cantaloupe.
Julius: Are you crazy? Boy, you better bring me some bacon.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I thought about taking my dad to the zoo to see some penguins.
Julius: We paid $3.50 to see a bird that can't fly? What you gonna show me next, rats that don't eat cheese?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I even imagined us shooting off bottle rockets in front of the house. [bottle rocket whistling] [guns firing] [police officer shouting]
Julius: Run, boy, run!
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I wonder if Greg's dad ever got shot at.
Quote from Julius
Rochelle: Well, it's the thought that counts.
Julius: I appreciate it, I really do, but if you buy me presents, I'm just gonna have to work to pay it off. At this rate, I'll be working when I'm dead.
[fantasy: Julius is in his casket down at the depot:]
Boss: Julius, you're dead. What are you doing here?
Julius: Trying to pay off these presents. Listen, can I work the graveyard shift?