Julius Quote #112
Quote from Julius in Everybody Hates Drew
Julius: Listen, you're going to have to be more careful, if you're going to be doing karate. I know it was just an accident, but you could have really hurt Drew.
Chris: Dad? It wasn't an accident.
Julius: What?
Chris: I hate that Drew can do everything better than me. Tonya even calls on him when she gets in trouble. We were fighting. I tried the handbreaker on him, and I fell.
Julius: Chris, being brothers ain't easy. All right? I had six brothers, and whether you like it or not, somebody is going to be better than you at something. You can't be jealous. He's the only brother you got. Besides, I don't know if you realize it, but he looks up to you.
Chris: He does?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I didn't realize that no matter how cool your little brother is, he still wants to be like his big brother. It worked out for Keenan and Damon Wayans. Not so great for Eric and Lyle Menendez.
Julius: You need to apologize to your brother, Chris. [Chris gets up] That's my boy.
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Quote from Rochelle
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Even though it was an accident, after breaking Drew's hand, I fell horrible.
Rochelle: I'm gone for ten minutes, and y'all are breaking bones. I knew that karate class wasn't a good idea.
Julius: Rochelle, it was an accident, just boys being boys.
Rochelle: Do you even know what they're teaching Chris down there? Where were you when this happened?
Julius: Asleep.
Rochelle: Mm.
Julius: What's that supposed to mean?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] "Mm" means she's gonna blame him for the rest of his life.
[flash-forward to 2028:]
Rochelle: Asleep again, huh? That's how Chris broke Drew's hand.
Julius: Rochelle, that was 45 years ago.
Rochelle: Mmm-hmm.
[present:]
Julius: Don't worry about it. I'll deal with it. I'll go down there tomorrow.
Rochelle: Mmm-hmm.
Quote from Rochelle
Julius: She's ten years old. Why I got to spend money getting her hair done?
Rochelle: She's tender-headed, she moves around too much, and she keeps getting burned. And I'm sick of this. So, either you pay to get it done, or you do it.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] If my father didn't want to do something, my mother got to decide how it would get done.
[flashback to the kitchen:]
Julius: Why you cooking biscuits and ribs for breakfast?
Rochelle: You gonna do it?
Julius: Go ahead.
[flashback to the bathroom:]
Julius: Why are you cleaning the tub with a broom?
Rochelle: Are you gonna do it?
Julius: Go ahead.
Quote from Julius
Julius: Baby, what happened?
Tonya: Mama burned me with the hot comb again.
Julius: Oh, let Daddy see. Ooh! Rochelle, that looks bad.
Rochelle: Ah, she'll live. I don't think it'll make a scar.
Julius: Yeah, but that's 18 cents worth of butter she's holding on her forehead.